The mustache- The classics are a classic for reason. This is meat and potatos for dinner, the Power I in football, and Dave Matthews on the radio in the summer. Timeless

The Mutton Chops- Can't you just see Samurai walking down main street with a musket and this little number

The Foo Man Chu- The only thing harder than spelling it is growing it. I awkwardly think Samurai would pull this off, my darkhorse in the election.

Lastly, and without a doubt the most insane. This has no name because it has NO soul. That's right folks, the often talked about, seldom seen ....HALF BEARD!!! Most men scoff at this idea, Samurai laughs at it.

Ladies and gentlemen, your choices for Sam Kerrigan's facial hair. Think it over and decide what do you really see a 22 year old boy rock. Pictures to follow.
Godspeed
For real? How are you gonna post this last year:
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and then act like nothing happened on Sunday?
13-6 Pussycats. Write that shit up.
hahahaha....
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ReplyDeleteCan we get an option for a facial hair ying yang... Cuz that would top the list fo sho.
ReplyDeleteI WILLL NOT BE IGNORED