Dust off your tennis shoes, drink your doctor recommended eight glasses of water, and carbo load because UNH lacrosse officially starts off tonight at the convenient time of ten o clock. Coach Sullivan's practice plan (written on the back of a Ballard's napkin) was discovered on wikileaks.
10-11:55(run)
11:55-11:59(good inspiring speech)
11:59-12:00 (thank me for winning every sprint and being an inspiration to all)
See you there.
everyone knows that coach sullivan would not be caught dead in ballards. The service is terrible and the bartenders could all use a crosscheck to the face. Had you used a "harpoon willy's" napkin then your quip would be plausible. do some research........
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